Hey, why don’t we move our embassy? My next Senator, Marco Rubio:

Marco Rubio will be giving the keynote address at CPAC on Thursday. Ahead of that event, Governor Charlie Crist has released a biting satirical version of Rubio’s speech. Did I write biting? It’s absolutely bitchy, darlings. If you’ll recall I’ve been wary of Rubio. Love everything he says, but the man’s record shows a different [...]