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From Maggie’s Notebook:

Joyce Kaufman’s Seven Reasons to support Israel:

The asshole obviously thinks Americans are stupid animals… why not get the hell out of Dodge? Oh, yeah… he makes lots of money off the dumb beasts…

“But what the Democrats never understand is that Americans don’t really care what position you take, just stick with one. Just be strong. They’re not bright enough to really understand the issues. But like an animal, they can sort of sense strength or weakness. They can smell it on you.”

Marco Rubio will be giving the keynote address at CPAC on Thursday. Ahead of that event, Governor Charlie Crist has released a biting satirical version of Rubio’s speech.

Did I write biting? It’s absolutely bitchy, darlings.

If you’ll recall I’ve been wary of Rubio. Love everything he says, but the man’s record shows a different picture. Now that Marco is leading in the polls, Charlie is obviously taking a shot at the black and white proof.

REMARKS BY FORMER FLORIDA HOUSE SPEAKER MARCO RUBIO BEFORE THE CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE (CPAC)?THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2010 – WASHINGTON, DC

***Not Prepared for Delivery, Not Embargoed Until Delivery***

Good morning. Thank you for that warm welcome and the opportunity to speak to you about why I’m running for the U.S. Senate. [WAIT FOR APPLAUSE]

Since my campaign began, I’ve had the privilege of becoming the latest cover boy. Ask my lobbyist colleagues — I’m a capitalist (at least when it comes to benefiting financially while claiming to serve the people of Florida). And, capitalizing on that wave, I have successfully painted myself as a political outsider. Our success in convincing voters that I am a new voice in Florida politics is surprising even to me. It seems that people are quick to forget (and I certainly won’t remind them!) that I was elected to the Florida House of Representatives in 2000 and rose through the Republican leadership ranks to become the Speaker of the Florida House. All of this by a spry 36.

I owe most of my recent success from a single photograph. I say, “Image is everything” — and luckily, I found a photo with the governor of Florida greeting the president of the United States. And presto! Instant candidacy for moi! Sure, my opponent was aware Florida was facing a $6 billion dollar deficit and supported getting Florida our fair share of federal money. And, sure, I admitted I would have accepted the stimulus money too in a recent interview (Stimulus! See, just like that, I say the word whenever I can). But that’s the Magic of Marco — I just back-tracked. I find it’s easier to criticize when you are out of office than when you are in office. I’m glad I was not speaker at that time, or else I would have joined my Republican colleagues in the Florida legislature and supported the stimulus money for our state, which would have been much harder to back track. That’s what you call lucky.

Concerned about out of control spending in Washington? Me too! Pay no attention to the fact that I sent my opponent, Gov. Crist, our state budget loaded with hundreds of millions in special interest earmarks — Crist vetoed $459 million of it. I’ve helped support enough earmarks during my time in Tallahassee to make even Shamu’s head swim! I even tried to score some new turf for my flag football league (who wouldn’t want me on their team? I deliver!), but that was found out and promptly vetoed too. I even spent over half a million dollars of Republican party of Florida money just on my 100 ideas book — including about $175,000 to seek other people’s ideas and another $150,000 for other people to write them all down.

We all hate taxes. I hate them even more. Like when I proposed the largest tax increase in Florida history — boy, I hate that. Lucky Grover Norquist doesn’t hold it against me that I raised taxes when I was in local government too.

I enjoyed speaking to some of you prior to my remarks. Besides the issues I just touched on, I heard directly about your concerns relating to illegal immigration and cap and trade. I want to touch on both topics now.

When it comes to immigration, I am all about talking tough — my approach stems from the fact that it is easier to discuss the issue than to fix it. I had a bear of a time back in 2007 with this issue. Six Republican members introduced legislation that would have cracked down on illegal immigration in our state. Frankly, I had no appetite to deal with this, so I never called one bill up for consideration. Pay no attention that my more lenient views on immigration were well documented by many at the time. I supported legislation that would have given illegals in-state tuition discounts instead of out of state costs. I even won the support of the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials (NALEO) — they gave me their highest award in 2007! They do seem to be a bit miffed at me lately, they claim I’m not the same guy I was in 2007. Whatever … Stimulus!

I now say cap and trade is wrong, but I supported a carbon tax. May sound strange (does to me too), and I know that shakes many of you to the core, but it’s true. Before I became a candidate for U.S. Senate I supported giving Florida’s Department of Environmental Protection agency a mandate to go out and develop a cap-and-trade program including a carbon tax. This position was to get ahead of what would be coming down from Washington. Clearly I read the political tides wrong, but I cannot stand by my comments from March 2008 or all of you will see right through me, I mean, that’s a lifetime ago in politics. Moving on …

More than anything else, my political rise provided me with the ability to influence public policy and see firsthand why Americans are tired of insider deal-making and self-interest influence. We must put an end to this type of influence in today’s politics. There is no one who understands this more than I — a lobbyist while serving Floridians in the House.

I am not naïve when it comes to dealing with this kind of corruption in the political system. I have learned these lessons from firsthand experience. You see, when I was speaker of the House, I tried to influence the political process by inserting language into three pieces of legislation to help a campaign contributor and close political ally be able to secure business with the Florida Turnpike. I’m sure many in this room during a recent trip to Florida became familiar with the Florida turnpike. I slipped this language in to the different bills with the hope it would not cause a concern. However, my actions hindered my chance of helping my donor and unfortunately all the bills were vetoed by Gov. Crist (three separate pieces of legislation, it can’t get better than that — sorry buddy I tried!).

Being out of office now has benefits, though. I’m able to crisscross Florida any time I want because of the flexibility I have from my current job at Florida International University. Education is very important to me. Although I never really paid FIU any attention before, as speaker, I made it a priority during my two years to funnel millions of dollars to FIU so that they could be leaders within our state university system. I knew they were counting on me and, let me tell you, my partnership with them paid off big time. I was so excited about taking a part-time job, thankfully unadvertised, with FIU making $69,000 a year with full health benefits. I hear the challenges of folks every day when it comes to health care. I’m just glad I was taken care of. I showed my good pal Ray Sansom, my successor and hand-picked budget chief how to do this too — unfortunately for him, he wasn’t near as sly as I was.

I’m thrilled many of you don’t know me or what I’ve done during my 8 years in Tallahassee. My record is irrelevant in this campaign. My previous statements and actions serve no purpose in this campaign. The fact that I’m a lobbyist and lobbied during my time in the Florida House has no place in this campaign. Many sundry things about me are out there but they have no place in this campaign. As I’ve said before, everything is done in the context of the moments in which you’re living. So, anyone who brings up the fact that I have a record or even refers to me as speaker must be running the most negative campaign in the history of modern politics, and, because of such, I refuse to talk about my past. I’m like the Great and Powerful Oz – pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! All you need to know is that I’m an outsider, I mean Conservative Outsider!

[APPLAUSE]. (Oops, I almost forgot that one). I’m the new guy. I just hope this best kept secret remains just that. Despite my experiences and time in Tallahassee, I thank you for your support.
[STAFF ENTERS WITH THRONE]

Crist is acting like a snubbed schoolgirl and it’s almost understandable, given the drop in his polls on the heels of a very successful Gubernatorial win.
But will the scorching accomplish what he intends or make him seem like a weak candidate on the skids??

Cheer up, Charlie. If you lose you’ll still be Governor.

I’d love to see Rubio come out with a rebuttal to this.

H/T Pat Dollard

I think I’m going to be sick…

Give up your iPod for Lent, bishops urge

LONDON (Reuters) – British church leaders are encouraging people to give up their iPods for Lent, instead of more traditional vices such as chocolate, to help save the planet.

The Bishop of London, Richard Chartres, and the Bishop of Liverpool, James Jones, are among those calling for a carbon fast for Lent — a period ahead of Easter which Christians traditionally consider a time of penance and reflection — which begins on Wednesday.

As well as spending a day without using technology such as mobile phones or iPods, the 46 daily suggestions also include eating by candlelight, cutting meat and vegetables thinner so they cook faster and flushing the toilet less often.

“Instead of giving up chocolate for Lent, why not fast for justice … to help those suffering from the effects of climate change,” said Jones.

Student’s art class project – very cool.

For Quality Weenie!

34 Sudden-Acceleration Deaths Alleged in Toyotas

WASHINGTON — Complaints of deaths connected to sudden acceleration in Toyota vehicles have surged in recent weeks, with the alleged death toll reaching 34 since 2000, according to new consumer data gathered by the government.

Complaints to a database maintained by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration about the popular Toyota Prius hybrid grew by nearly 1,000 in just over a week.

We had a heckuva sunset last night. I love the big ones, the dramatic productions that bathe my kitchen in a pinkish-purplish glow.
I could never capture the magnitude and depth of such an event… don’t know why I keep trying…

The entire thing’s been proven a hoax how many times now? Can we dispense with the administration’s mentality of ‘climate change as a national security threat’ and focus on real threats to our way of life, such as creeping socialism?

Climategate U-turn as scientist at centre of row admits: There has been no global warming since 1995

* Data for vital ‘hockey stick graph’ has gone missing
* There has been no global warming since 1995
* Warming periods have happened before – but NOT due to man-made changes

The academic at the centre of the ‘Climategate’ affair, whose raw data is crucial to the theory of climate change, has admitted that he has trouble ‘keeping track’ of the information.

Colleagues say that the reason Professor Phil Jones has refused Freedom of Information requests is that he may have actually lost the relevant papers.

Professor Jones told the BBC yesterday there was truth in the observations of colleagues that he lacked organisational skills, that his office was swamped with piles of paper and that his record keeping is ‘not as good as it should be’.

The data is crucial to the famous ‘hockey stick graph’ used by climate change advocates to support the theory.

Professor Jones also conceded the possibility that the world was warmer in medieval times than now – suggesting global warming may not be a man-made phenomenon.

And he said that for the past 15 years there has been no ‘statistically significant’ warming.

The admissions will be seized on by sceptics as fresh evidence that there are serious flaws at the heart of the science of climate change and the orthodoxy that recent rises in temperature are largely man-made.

Professor Jones has been in the spotlight since he stepped down as director of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit after the leaking of emails that sceptics claim show scientists were manipulating data.

The raw data, collected from hundreds of weather stations around the world and analysed by his unit, has been used for years to bolster efforts by the United Nation’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change to press governments to cut carbon dioxide emissions.

Read the rest of the story here.

Seen at Joanie’s. I’m amazed it got this close after only two questions…!

Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test…

9 – the Peacemaker

Thanks for taking the test !

1. Suitcase :: Pack
2. Exhaust :: Fumes
3. Olympics :: Winter
4. Video :: ‘…killed the radio star…’
5. Cargo :: Plane
6. Previously :: ‘…on 24′
7. Wild card :: Joker
8. Artificial :: Insemination
9. Gambling :: Addiction
10. Exhibition :: Hall