As I said, Pam had her hunks so I think you deserve at least a duo of tastefully done classic pin-ups with a nod to your military service:

This was my job right out of high school: That led to jobs bussing and waiting tables while I went to college, until construction is what I settled on and started the process of climbing up the ladder, at 20-something all over again by doing this initially: I dug my ass off until I could [...]