Okay, I know what the cats are doing… but why does it seem the birds have teamed up with the black cat? Filched from iOTW.

The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The [...]

A good band name? I don’t actually have a tapeworm. Trust me, ol’ Doc Cohen would know. The man’s been through all my hiways and byways; if anything like a worm existed within the various canals, I feel safe in assuming that he would have taken appropriate action. But. What I do have is an [...]

Stolen from LeeAnn…

In more positive news, this weekend is Key West’s Civil War Days. The very cool part is that an original Civil War infantry company, Company K, is one of the re-enactment groups: “Truly this is a cosmopolitan company, it is composed of Yankees, Crackers, Conchs, Englishmen, Spaniards, Germans, Frenchmen, Italians, Poles, Irishmen, Swedes, Chinese, Portuguese, [...]

I was evidently playing The Sims 2 quite a bit when Barry took office, because I just ran across a folder on my hard drive full of ripe stuff that was posted on the last iteration of the site. It was just for fun, a pressure relief valve. I’ve not done it with Sims 3 [...]

Hilarious! Leave it to the Onion!

I’ve been tasked with repairing, cleaning and painting a termite-infested booth in Key West, and it has gotten a tad boring. One day recently I saw an opportunity to alleviate the boredom that I couldn’t pass up. A defunct alarm bell on the outside eave of the booth was the inspiration.

He knows why.