If my dog looked like these Democrats I’d shave his ass and make him walk backwards!

As I said, Pam had her hunks so I think you deserve at least a duo of tastefully done classic pin-ups with a nod to your military service:

One slapped me upside the head about a month ago and like the iguana Bree stepped on yesterday, that bitch was angry. Had to do with the way I perceived people and how I, by putting them on a pedestal, had set them up to fail. And when they were discovered as merely human my [...]