It’s pretty bad when the LA Slimes* doesn’t have a lot of good things to say about the Liar-in-Chief:
If any president’s supporters knew what they were going to hear for their $30,400 fundraiser admission ticket, few would likely shell out even $30. (Groans). Which is why so many Hollywood liberal luminaries like Jeffrey Katzenberg and Barbra Streisand bought the tickets and then completely skipped Barack Obama’s speech, the one that raised $1 million for Democratic House campaigns along with the ire of thousands of L.A. commuters who paid nothing and got no canapes for the privilege of sitting a couple of hours in stubborn security traffic jams around the entire neighborhood of mansions. (Boos.)…This week’s fundraising speeches across the nation have a shorter brag list and a more stridently partisan tone, aimed at congressional Republicans who, if summer polls are any indicator, only need to keep breathing in order to regain control at least of the House on Nov. 2.
The Democrat is trying to portray Republicans in Congress as obstructionists, as if American voters gave the GOP lopsided majorities in both houses in the 2008 elections, instead of the other way around.
If Republicans were such obstinate obstacles, why didn’t Democrats approve healthcare last year when they had 60 Senate votes and the GOP was helpless to halt it? Obama doesn’t discuss the dissension among Democrats.
The president has also fallen into recycling the same jokes — one about his favorite Republican, Abraham Lincoln (see full text below), and another, lifted from the rhetorical repertoire of Iowa Democrat Chet Culver, about American drivers knowing that to go forward they put their car in D and to go backwards they put the vehicle in R. (Groans.)
And then there’s this:
Just a few minor things to catch up on for the weekend now that the Fundraiser-in-Chief has gone on another vacation (Don’t worry though. White House chef Sam Kass went along, so the first family need not eat ordinary human food.)
– The Congressional Budget Office says the 2010 federal deficit will be in excess of $1.3 trillion, as in $1,000,000,000,000+. (BTW, the next level we’ll be talking about out of Washington is quadrillion, which has fifteen 0′s.)
– Despite Vice President Joe Biden’s April boast that administration stimulus spending would spur the economy to add a half-million jobs a month by now, initial unemployment claims jumped a half-million last week, the worst since last November, as national unemployment remains at 9.5% and the economy sheds 131,000 more jobs.
– But the economy’s going great at the Democratic National Committee, which reports collecting $11.5 million from donors in July on top of the $53.8 million already taken in from various sources this year. The president just devoted three workdays across five states to rake in several more millions for his party.
– But before leaving for his ninth presidential vacation, 10 days at a….
…secluded estate on Martha’s Vineyard, Obama devoted four minutes in the White House driveway to a special statement on the latest disappointing jobs numbers. (Full text, as usual, can be read on the jump, along with a brief reaction from the Republican National Committee chairman.)
No questions allowed because the president didn’t want to explain why despite the administration’s announced Recovery Summer Program, the jobs numbers have started going backward again after 19 months of promises and $787 billion in alleged stimulation spending. Because, faced with the uncertainty of the economy and the certainty of new taxes after Nov. 2, employers are holding back on hiring.
And now, a joke courtesy of this blog’s host, Pamibe:
The Top Secret Air Force 1 Project:
Air Force General: Mr. President, we’ve just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One. Air Force One is now invisible, ensuring your security in the face of growing hostility.
Obama: No S***?
General: That’s right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?
Obama: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
General: Have a good trip, sir.

*H/T: Folly
December 10, 2010
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