Okay, I know what the cats are doing… but why does it seem the birds have teamed up with the black cat? Filched from iOTW.

Stolen from LeeAnn…

Hilarious! Leave it to the Onion!

He knows why.

WASHINGTON – Eager to soothe tensions, President Barack Obama and Chinese President Hu Jintao shared an unusual and intimate dinner Tuesday night to discuss the strains and common goals that define the complicated relations between the two rival powers. The private dinner, in the Old Family Dining Room in the White House residence, came amid [...]

I think they’re cute. From email.

Filched from the Robot: A Texan cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. “Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CC permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes, I am.” “Well then, better [...]

After kicking the door in… Via iOTW

I’m starting to resemble this joke… A group of 40-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice bums. 10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed [...]