Plotting World Domination

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I’m not kidding, she tries to control every single thing that happens in and around the house. Maybe it’s the herding thing, but I’ve never known such a controlling dog.
When something happens -ANYthing- she releases one of those explosive barks and runs to see if she can control it. Did she authorize that?

Here is a partial list of things the Honey Badger thinks she can/wants to/does control:

Cars (coming or going)
Doors opening (interior or exterior)
Humans walking into other rooms
Breagha (a.k.a. ‘Badger’s Bitch’)
Playing of any sort
Food – for instance, she will steal from the other dogs and make a pile of beef neck bones that she then guards with the audacity of a mother tigress.

The only thing she can’t control is Daisy Maisy Dixie Grace, the attitude queen.

She is, quite simply, one of a kind and I love her. Totally over having three dogs, but there’s not one I could bear to part with, so they’re stuck with me.

4 thoughts on “Plotting World Domination

  1. patti

    I mean, look at those eyes – who could resist?

    The corgis try to control here too – but one “look” from Mommy and they know who’s boss.

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    1. Pam Post author

      Evidently I never got ‘the look’ down. Bet you acquire it with motherhood! That would explain a lot…

      But those are her no-so-good points. She has a plethora of good ones too, of course. http://pamibe.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yes.gif

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