Our country is sadly going down the tubes at an ever increasing speed, so reading the news is like trying to skip through a sidewalk hopscotch peppered with piles of dog shit. You don’t know where to turn because the heap in the next square might be from a Saint Bernard sized problem.
His Royal Highness Barry the Bastard who already has unlimited power and has arrogantly proven the point time and again won’t negotiate with the other side, yet it’s the other side’s fault. There’s no avoiding the cliff, no siree.
We’re going over Niagra without a barrel so God help our collective asses when we hit the rocks at the bottom. Barry’s ricocheted off and left the negotiations to Joe Biden and Mitch McConnell. Katie bar the door! The tax hikes are one thing, the metaphorical cliff is another. Does anyone really know what will happen if the government stops funding more than half the country?
Doesn’t look too horrific in type, amiright? Hide and watch. The aftermath, well, that will be the Republican’s fault too. Everything is.
Barry the Bastard wants our guns. He’s vowed to ‘do everything in his power’ to get them (including leaping off a cliff and taking all of us with him), so you may as well just lie back and take it. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. Oh, that’s right; we can’t do that, either.
No one is to blame for Benghazi, so forget all about the people who died there. Think Fast & Furious and apply the same memory foam. Vodka works pretty well.
Aw, look who woke up: Oliver Stone says we live in an Orwellian state. Guess he’ll be moving to Eastasia soon.
The regime has killed the 1st Amendment. Heavily doctored film at 11:00!
In a new development, The Bastard also wants sole authority for US Defense – without Congress. Oh, hell, he’s done that already.
Why, pray tell, are we afraid of the people who work for us? Why do we let them control every aspect of our lives down to how much fucking soda we can buy at one time?? We’ve become our own cruel joke, which is probably why I’m eaten up with distractions. If I can’t play a game or listen to music or watch television my phone is handy while one of those loads. Noise. It keeps me from thinking. Used to be silence was my friend, but who can trust their thoughts in these troubled times?
In honor of the brave souls who fought and died for a free America, I’m trying. But increasingly I need my remote like a puppy needs a ticking clock; it’s a false god, but the normality is comforting.
Someone you should know: Amber Lyon.
Amber is an award winning investigative journalist who has traveled the world reporting on very important stuff like human trafficking. More importantly, she now reports on Obama’s war on journalism, after experiencing it firsthand. And you’ll love this: Amber on how CNN is being paid by governments worldwide [including ours] to produce and air sponsored programs disguised as news with minimal to no disclosure to viewers.
Dare I say it? Happy 2013, friends.
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