20 thoughts on “Shit Southern Women Say

  1. patti

    yeah – miami might be south of the mason dixon – but it ain’t south http://pamibe.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wink.gif

    bless your heart http://pamibe.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/4.gif

    sometimes more than other i’m very proud of my southern roots – hmmm maybe it is time to pull out that picture of my great-great – great(?) grand daddy – you know, the one that fought in the war of northern aggression http://pamibe.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/4.gif

  2. Da Goddess

    After dating Suth’ners for many years (oh, the benefits of living in a military town!), and growing up with Kentucky hillbillies, you’d be surprised at how South I can be. Or perhaps it’s because Cleveland is really the South of the North… I dunno.

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      1. Da Goddess

        I dunno. Just know that when I moved to Jay’s hosting, everything went fubar. I tried to delete them all and they stuck around, probably because they’re still part of my cpanel(?)

  3. davek

    Oh Dear Lord…

    That was music to my ears… Unlike the brayings of those Jersey girls…

    God Bless Texas!

    davek
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  4. Bou

    I… thought all women talked like that. Hunh.

    You know what? We never say, “Is my hair too big?” Southern women NEVER say that.

    The other thing we say, in real southern accent is, “Someone lied to her…” in reference to what a woman may be wearing, thinking she looks like all that and a bag of chips, when in reality she looks like crap.

    Oh. And they should have had one of them with a Sprite, a Coke, and an Orange cola and they would say, “What kind of Coke do you want?”

    1. Pam Post author

      Yep, it’s all coke! http://pamibe.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/rofl.gif

      I have heard southern women talk about big hair but only if it gets Suzanne Sugarbaker pageant big. http://pamibe.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wink.gif

  5. Bou

    Yeah, the Southern Woman is the ultimate in 80s hair. The bouffant hairdo reigns if you’re over a certain age and it’s just big if you’re under it.

    And women in the South… we don’t go gray. We go blonde. I tell people all the time, “You can tell Southern women when they’re over 40, because they go blonde. Only children under 12 are naturally blonde.”

    And I also tell my friends I’d NEVER color my hair if I grayed. But I never said I’d never bleach it…

    1. Pam Post author

      Had mine done Friday. I’m really blonde now! http://pamibe.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yes.gif

      I never noticed that until a yankee visited us in Houston and asked why all the women’s hair “look like straw”. Took me a moment to put the hard water and dye jobs together…

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