Shit Southern Women Say

Just a little levity, y’all.

Can I go home now?

20 Responses to "Shit Southern Women Say"

patti says:

November 9, 2012 at 10:04 am

yeah – miami might be south of the mason dixon – but it ain’t south

bless your heart

sometimes more than other i’m very proud of my southern roots – hmmm maybe it is time to pull out that picture of my great-great – great(?) grand daddy – you know, the one that fought in the war of northern aggression
1. Pam says:
  
  November 9, 2012 at 10:36 am
  
  No, it’s ain’t the south.
  
  Well, bless your heart!
Da Goddess says:

November 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm

After dating Suth’ners for many years (oh, the benefits of living in a military town!), and growing up with Kentucky hillbillies, you’d be surprised at how South I can be. Or perhaps it’s because Cleveland is really the South of the North… I dunno.
Da Goddess says:

November 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm

P.S. I’m really bummed that none of my smilies work on my site. Yours are just as cute as a bug in a rug, Pam
1. Pam says:
  
  November 9, 2012 at 4:39 pm
  
  Wonder what happened to yours?
  1. Da Goddess says:
    
    November 13, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    
    I dunno. Just know that when I moved to Jay’s hosting, everything went fubar. I tried to delete them all and they stuck around, probably because they’re still part of my cpanel(?)
Folly says:

November 10, 2012 at 7:31 am
1. Pam says:
  
  November 10, 2012 at 7:34 am
  
  Y’all recognize some of this? Bless your heart!
davek says:

November 10, 2012 at 9:43 am

Oh Dear Lord…

That was music to my ears… Unlike the brayings of those Jersey girls…

God Bless Texas!

davek
1. Pam says:
  
  November 10, 2012 at 9:49 am
  
  I’ve listened to it so many times it feels like I’m home again!
jihadGene says:

November 10, 2012 at 11:40 am

Well, bless yer harrrt for posting that. Made me raff LOOONG time!!!
1. Pam says:
  
  November 10, 2012 at 11:50 am
  
  Hey, Great Reader!!
patti says:

November 10, 2012 at 2:40 pm

um – my Daddy DID fall out of the tree stand once….
1. Pam says:
  
  November 10, 2012 at 3:40 pm
  
  Whose Daddy hasn’t?
Bou says:

November 11, 2012 at 11:07 pm

I… thought all women talked like that. Hunh.

You know what? We never say, “Is my hair too big?” Southern women NEVER say that.

The other thing we say, in real southern accent is, “Someone lied to her…” in reference to what a woman may be wearing, thinking she looks like all that and a bag of chips, when in reality she looks like crap.

Oh. And they should have had one of them with a Sprite, a Coke, and an Orange cola and they would say, “What kind of Coke do you want?”
1. Pam says:
  
  November 12, 2012 at 7:32 am
  
  Yep, it’s all coke!
  
  I have heard southern women talk about big hair but only if it gets Suzanne Sugarbaker pageant big.
Bou says:

November 12, 2012 at 7:56 am

Yeah, the Southern Woman is the ultimate in 80s hair. The bouffant hairdo reigns if you’re over a certain age and it’s just big if you’re under it.

And women in the South… we don’t go gray. We go blonde. I tell people all the time, “You can tell Southern women when they’re over 40, because they go blonde. Only children under 12 are naturally blonde.”

And I also tell my friends I’d NEVER color my hair if I grayed. But I never said I’d never bleach it…
1. Pam says:
  
  November 12, 2012 at 8:06 am
  
  Had mine done Friday. I’m really blonde now!
  
  I never noticed that until a yankee visited us in Houston and asked why all the women’s hair “look like straw”. Took me a moment to put the hard water and dye jobs together…
  1. Da Goddess says:
    
    November 14, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    
    My hair looks like straw depending on the day. And humidity level
    1. Pam says:
      
      November 14, 2012 at 6:11 pm
      
      Mine does too!

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