Before you press play, let us warn you that this video is very NSFW…in a very peculiar way. It involves famed actress Isabella Rossellini dressed up as a female duck, being propositioned (forcibly at one point) for mating by paper ducks. I said it was peculiar, didn’t I? It’s part of Rossellini’s Sundance Channel series Green Porno.
Of course, I had to see it.
‘Corkscrew penises’. Now there’s a phrase you don’t hear every day. Good grief, what is she thinking? Oh, right… it’s Sundance. Eye of the beholder, that sort of thing.
Still.
Via The Mary Sue
Okay…she really, really confused me when I saw ‘Blue Velvet’ years and years ago…but now, it all makes sense.
I’m almost ashamed at how amusing I found this.
I just keep thinking of what Ingrid would say… this has to be her father’s influence…
I’m sure there is some kid of meaning to this which I’m simply too uncultured to understand. Is it funny?
Now I was once told my singing sounded like ducks fucking but then I never really listened to ducks doing the deed.
Meaning? Is there any sort of meaning to this? I have no idea, other than some rudimentary wooing technique veiled in fowl reproduction.
No, there’s no meaning.
Looks like an NEA funding proposal. :shock:
Sad thing is, you’re probably right!
Holy shit, I found more. http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
Season 2 is Dolphins. NOAH’S ARK. “What did Noah do with transsexual animals?” ACK!
“Isabella Rossellini’s award-winning series of very short films about the reproductive habits of marine animals. GREEN PORNO is scientifically accurate yet extremely entertaining. Produced by Isabella Rossellini, Jody Shapiro and Rick Gilbert. GREEN PORNO is now a Harper Collins book.”
Saints preserve us.