Turns out I did have some help, in the form of a cuban anole. Tail-free, courtesy a predator. He was especially coy with me as I stalked him from one side of the tree to the other, usually allowing only one eye to show.
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28. August 2010 at 2:57 pm
Cuban ahole? Is this post about Castro?
28. August 2010 at 3:24 pm
No, but just think… you’re going to be less than a hundred miles from him pretty soon…
28. August 2010 at 4:00 pm
I know. I figure I’ll get a boat and make a living smuggling Cubans into the US.
Cigars, not people…
28. August 2010 at 7:59 pm
Good luck with that.
28. August 2010 at 11:57 pm
Thanks. How many boxes should I put you and Mike down for?
29. August 2010 at 10:20 am
We don’t smoke, but thanks anyway. Hey, maybe Mike will let you use his boat!
29. August 2010 at 7:36 am
Interesting looking. Haven’t seen one of those in my yard yet.
29. August 2010 at 10:21 am
Maybe you’re too far north.
And yes, I know you’re only one country over. LOL!
29. August 2010 at 10:06 am
Wow he’s pretty cool. We have squirrels.
29. August 2010 at 10:22 am
We don’t have squirrels because of the palms. The people down the street with the oak trees have squirrels.
All in all, I’d probably rather have anoles.
29. August 2010 at 10:24 am
Can you make lizard pie?
29. August 2010 at 10:30 am
NO. But sometimes we have possums come through… I could try my hand at possum stew.
30. August 2010 at 6:00 am
The squirrels here enjoy tormenting Princess, from a safe distance, of course. We also have armadillos, possums, coyotes and stray wild dogs. In addition we have the odd cow or horse that has escaped from a neighbors pasture and deer. No bears though. And no elephants. I keep complaining, though, that we are totally defenseless against elephant, rhino, cape buffalo and grizzly bears. No matter how much I complain, Linda Lou still won’t let me buy a big caliber rifle that would protect us, just because she doesn’t know of any rhino living around here.
If you ever read that we have been gored by a rhino or stomped to jelly by a cape buffalo, you’ll know it’s Linda Lou’s fault.
30. August 2010 at 7:15 am
So it shall be remembered!
30. August 2010 at 12:23 pm
Flipping through fast and thought your title was Cuban Ahole’s too!
Of course yesterday I thought Mr Weenie said he was going out to get pron, when he really said corn.
30. August 2010 at 1:54 pm
Porn…!
What did you say to him?